Greetings From the Unicorner: A Random Sweet Valley Post
By January 1994 the Sweet Valley books were growing strong. What had started out as one series eleven years earlier--Sweet Valley High--had expanded to include three other series, each featuring twins Jessica and Elizabeth Wakefield at various stages in their lives. Sweet Valley Twins had debuted in 1986 and featured the Wakefield Twins at age twelve. Sweet Valley Kids debuted in 1989 and in this series of short, illustrated junior novels, the Wakefield Twins were seven, celebrating their birthday in the first novel of the series. Sweet Valley University, featuring the Wakefield Twins at age eighteen and starting their college careers away from home was the most recent addition to the series and would become one of the most successful. Meanwhile, the original, flagship series Sweet Valley High, had just celebrated the release of its 100th novel with a mini-series and a cover redesign. And there was a Sweet Valley High television series in the works.
The first book in the series, Save the Unicorns sets itself up as different from Sweet Valley Twins almost from the first page, when readers discover that unusually for a Sweet Valley book, this one is told in first person narrative. And the narrator (and main character,) isn't a Wakefield twin. Instead, that honour goes to Mandy Miller, one of the more likeable characters from Sweet Valley Twins whose claims to fame are that she loves funky, vintage clothes and that, by some kind of miracle, she managed to overcome cancer over the course of a single novel. Save the Unicorns portrays Mandy as a strong willed and friendly kid, who wants to bring out the best in her friends which isn't exactly easy considering that Jessica and Lila are in the middle of a dare war and Mary and Ellen seem content to just sit back and watch it all happen. Anyway, a few over-the-top antics lead to the girls being punished by having to do community service at a local day care centre, which leads to a number of hijinks that involve the importance of friendship and also the group looking after some little kids ... which sounds oddly reminiscent of another, far more popular series of books aimed at pre-teen girls. Then again, this is Sweet Valley. Most of the adventures to be had are well, a little over the top. (For example, I find it a little difficult to believe that Lila was able to organise for people to have elephant rides at her party. Seriously? Elephant rides?)
Anyway, Save the Unicorns was enjoyable enough for me to read from start to finish. Although I can recall being very impressed by these books as a pre-teen, I remembered very little of the story at all. (In fact, the only scene I could remember at all was where Jessica and Lila stole the school principal's toupee.) There's more than one flaw in the narrative--how could someone as sneaky as Jessica just forget to dispose of the offending can of spray paint? Also why were a group of seventh graders given A Tale of Two Cities to read, a book that would be much better suited to students in the upper years of high school? That said, the book succeeds at what it tries to be, a fun and fluffy distraction for kids.
The novel ends with the Unicorns deciding to be a better club and taking on more social responsibility, along with two new and nerdy club members. But how long can the unicorns stay that way? Stay turned, I'll more than likely review more of these books down the track.